We Eat Out In Savannah

RUSSO'S SEAFOOD RESTAURANT

Mr. Fettucini and Ms. Goulash went out in search for a seafood restaurant. We ended up at Russo's Seafood Restaurant on 40th Street near the Ardsley Park section of Savannah. Mr. Fettucini, please reel us in:

Mr. Fettucini: Hey there. How are all you's. I love seafood. I love the sea. I love boats and cruisin' but I get sick as a dog everytime the vessel floats away from the dock. Did I tell you about the time Ms. Goulash and I took a mediterranean cruise. It was for our honeymoon. We were so excited. Me, because I was leavin' the city and Ms. Goulash because she was leavin' her campfire. We were drinkin' champagne from the moment we set foot on the ship. By evening, I had upchucked the champagne, appetizers and our dinner. There was nothin' left in me but I was still heaving well past midnight. Ms. Goulash was sleepin' soundly. I carefully ventured out of our cabin in search of the Captain. When I found him, I begged him to let me off the ship. He refused and had his mates escort me back to the cabin. Ms. Goulash woke up (finally) and asked what was up. I told her that if she loved me, she would shoot me and put me out of my misery. After a trip to the infirmary and a medication shot in the butt, I slowly gained my two sea legs back (in case you're wondering, my third leg never lost it's strength). I still cruise. What the hell, you gotta live.
I ordered the deviled crab at Russo's. I have to tell you's that it was the best I ever had. I read in the Savannah Morning News that Russo's was going to be a take out only place but I'm not sure if that's really the case. Check it out for yourselves. The food does not disappoint.

Ms. Goulash: Dahlings, have I mentioned that I can't swim but I take to the sea like an old sea dog. Poor Mr. Fettucini, while everyone else on the cruise was tan, he maintained a slightly greenish shade, dahlings.
I ordered the crab cakes at Russo's. They were made with crab meat from locally caught crabs. Very delicious, dahlings.

Rating: 1 - 5 I. O.'s (intestinal orgasms)
Russo's Seafood Restaurant: 3 I. O.'s