We Go Out In Savannah

ELE WILMINGTON ISLAND

Mr. Fettucini and Ms. Goulash found their way out to Wilmington Island to dine with some paisano's at Ele, a fine fusion restaurant located at 7815 Highway 80 East. Mr. Fettucini, say something fine for us:

Mr. Fettucini: Ele, what can I say. I heard about this new place (pronounced: Ellie). At first, all I could think about was Ellie May Clampet from the Beverly Hillbillies Show and I thought, OK, another southern dining joint. But boy, was I wrong. Me, Ms. Goulash, Joe T., Mrs. T. and Mr. & Mrs. Smith (I don't think these paisano's are in the witness protection plan but hey, I'm not gonna ask..) all entered Ele and thought we had somehow beamed up to New York. I ain't seen nothin' as hip and sleek as this place in Savannah since Ms. Goulash and I got in our wagon and moved down here. And guess what else! No flipflops! Everyone was dressed to the nines. If the women would'a had big hair, I would'a thought I was back in South Philly steppin' out on the town to the newest hot spot. Let's go out on a limb here and say, this is the newest hot spot. Mrs. T. must'a heard about Ele before hand 'cause she was all decked out in white with a sparkly top (you looked nice, babe). Joe T. had his shades hangin' around his neck (he was ready to be incognito, if need be). The Smith's were all class (like I said, not sure what the deal is with them especially since they were talkin' about movin' out of the country...but again, I'm not gonna ask). We were one sharp party. At one point during the night, the Manager made his way to our table to make sure everything was to our satisfaction. Yeah, we were an impressive group. Now, the food. We all shared a Dancin' Dragon as an appetizer (it can't dance as good as Ms. Goulash, in fact, it didn't dance at all...Ms. Goulash said I needed to have a number of alcoholic drinks before I started seein' it dance). I ordered the Pad Thai. What the heck, I was feelin' a sense of adventure that night. Joe T. ordered a vegetarian plate ( the guy stopped eatin' meat years ago...must'a been something he saw that turned him off to anything bloody...again, no questions here either). Mrs. T. ordered the blackened Mahi Mahi. Mr. Smith had the Chilean Sea Bass and Mrs. Smith, well, I'm not sure what she ordered but it smelled great. All meals were thoroughly enjoyed and the service was excellent.

Ms. Goulash: Dahlings, I ordered the sea scallops in basil sauce. They were absolutely delightful. I really enjoyed getting dressed and going out someplace fabulous. My party outfits are starting to get moth holes, dahlings! ; - b

Rating: 1 - 5 I.O.'s (intestinal orgasms)

Ele: 5 I.O.'s