We Eat Out

We were in the mood for a romantic spot and noticed an article advising that the Aqua Star Restaurant in the Westin at Savannah Harbour had dancing and Jazz music on the 2nd Friday of the month. Mr. Fettucini is noted for his twinkle toes. I, however, would put all Hungarian gypsies to shame since I would probably trip and fall into a campfire rather than dance enticingly around it. Regardless, it was off to the Aqua Star. The view was fabulous, the music and singing were top notch.What about the meal?

Mr. Fettucini: I ordered the Rack of Lamb done medium with the Apuiva sauce. It cut bloody, so I sent it back ordering it medium-well, crispy on the outside. It cut bloody again. Listen, I can get turned on just looking at a pair of black nylons but this Italian gets queezy at the site of blood. I would'a never made it as a hit man. What really got me was when the bill came, the sauce was $4.00 extra. Talk about gettin' hit!

Ms. Goulash: As I previously mentioned Dahlings, this Hungarian doesn't dance so I have to watch my waistline ( OK, and my hips). I ordered the crabcake appetizer and a Caesar Salad that came with 2 fried oysters. I was satisfied. Now, if the Santa Marguerita wine would have gone to my feet instead of my head, we could have danced away Mr. Fettucini's disappointment.

Rating: 1 - 5 I.O.'s (intestinal orgasms)

Aqua Star: 2 I.O.'s