We Go Out In Savannah

JOHNNY HARRIS RESTAURANT

Mr. Fettucini and Ms. Goulash dined at Johnny Harris Restaurant on Victory Drive in midtown Savannah. Mr. Fettucini, please lead the troops:

Mr. Fettucini: Yo all you's Bar-b-que lovers. Johnny Harris Restaurant recently celebrated their 85th Anniversay and offered dinners for $8.50. Not a bad price in these recession/depression days. Ms. Goulash and I were accompanied by our sexy in their 60's friends on this outing. When we entered the premises, we were asked on which side would we like to be seated. Not knowin' the difference, we asked to see both. One side is a round room with booth tables all along the sides. The ceiling in this room is sky blue with stars painted on it. We were told that this was a ballroom in it's day. Ms. Goulash was estactic. All she could think about was twirling around to the big band music that was playin'. My stomach told me that this room would not work for us, so we asked to see the other side. This side was more like a diner but the cooks were doin' their thing right there and the smells were unbelievable, so we opted for this side. Now let me tell you's, I ordered the ribs and steak with a baked potato. No wonder the place has lasted for 85 years and still goin' strong. These guys know how to grill. I would'a been willin' to pay more than the $8.50 for this food (except lately, the cash flow hasn't been all that flowin') because dinner was exceptional.

Ms. Goulash: Dahlings, I told Mr. Fettucini that we must convince the proprietors of Johnny Harris to bring back their big band dance evenings. I've never been in a ballroom like that before. Although, I probably would have had trouble dancing from tripping over my lower lip because all I could do was spin around, mouth open, looking up at the stars on that ceiling. It was wondrous. As for dinner, I ordered the bar-b-que chicken with the sweet potato fries. Of course, it was finger licking good. Mr. Fettucini would concur since he was the one licking my fingers, dahlings.

Rating: 1- 5 I.O.'s Intestinal Orgasms

Johnny Harris Restaurant: 4 I.O.'s