Mr. Fettucini and Ms. Goulash love this little spot where boats pull up and the view is great. It's located off of LaRoche not far from Savannah State University at the end of Livingston. Mr. Fettucini, please float this one:
Mr. Fettucini: Ahoy, you's all. I just love this spot. It brings out the sailor in me. You's all know that I yam what I yam. Even though I get sick as a dog just walkin' onboard any vessel, the water still has a special place in my heart. I remember many summers down the Jersey shore and also hangin' out at the lakes near the stadium in South Philly. Them were the days. But now, we live surrounded by water and I love it (however, I still get a little nervous whenever I see someone buyin' a bag of cement). Whenever Ms. Goulash and I go to Bonna Bella Yact Club, it gives me a chance to dress in my yacht clothes. I don't know why Ms. Goulash gets so upset with me though. The woman has got to learn how to chill. Our favorite item on the menu is the fish tacos. They make the best. And believe me, we have ordered them at many other establishments but Bonna Bella takes first place.
Ms Goulash: Dahlings! Many of you are aware that Ms. Goulash never learned how to swim, but, put me on a boat and I am thoroughly at home. I just love the sea breezes blowing through my hair and blowing up my skirt (my boots make my legs hot, dahlings). I'm a fan of Bonna Bella's fish tacos also although they have a number of great items on their menu. Now, as for Mr. Fettucini's yacht outfit, I do get bothered by it. I feel like I am with a famous person or something. He always gets all the attention and you know how I am about sharing the attention. Here's a picture of the little Italian in his yacht clothes (tell me if you think I am wrong about disapproving dahlings).
Rating: 1 - 5 I.O.'s (intestinal orgasms)
Bonna Bella Yacht Club: 5 I.O.'s
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